and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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