chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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