is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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