I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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