i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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