Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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