I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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