wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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