Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You are a genius and a whore.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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