Christians are straight up FREAKS
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Dear god my vagina.
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