# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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