KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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