Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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