So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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