Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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