Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
is that a dick in a sweater?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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