Nicole vs. Life
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm just crazy horny about you
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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