i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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