I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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