Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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