so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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