she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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