I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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