I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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