you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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