you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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