At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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