So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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