Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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