he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
honey bunches of taint.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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