I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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