Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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