I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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