found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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