the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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