First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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