Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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