Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
