I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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