she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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