I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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