i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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You. Win. At. Life.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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