I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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