In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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