It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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