I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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