i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
so let's talk penis.
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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