check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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