WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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