your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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