That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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