But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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