im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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