Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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