What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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