I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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