She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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